Seriously’s Etiquette Series: Thongs Are Not An Accessory

Alright.  It’s time for me to talk about one of my myriad of pet peeves as well as a serious fashion no-no.

You can wear all the low rise jeans, pants and skirts you want…but remember this…”Your thong is not an accessory.”

The next female I see wearing a thong or panties that are smiling out at me and others, I swear I am going to snap them on their butt or give them a wedgie.

This is nasty, ladies.  It is cheap and taudry. 

In the world of fashion and dress etiquette combined, one should never show their undergarments.

Think about it…Even a panty line is unsightly.  Well, it’s an even worse sight to see your undergarments spilling out of the tops of your clothing.

Let’s get real.  Don’t try to match your thong to be exposed and to match your outer clothing.

How ghastly.!

What kind of “lady” are you? A “lady” of the night, perhaps?

Hollywood can dictate all the fashion it wants.  Wear this.  Sport that.  Let a little of your thong show to be a little sexy…that’s not sexy.

Not to mention the kind of attention you are going to attract.  The guys that like to look at that are looking for “freebies” beacuse you already look cheap…If you know what I mean!

Help rid the earth of thong eyesores.  Tell them to hide-a-thong and you can’t go wrong.

Cheap butt that looks cheaper with the thong hanging out!

No Funeral For A Mean Woman: Family Is Glad She’s Dead

I had heard about this on the radio and it stayed in my mind.

What a horrible way to be remembered.

What can I say?  I wonder how many people will show up at my funeral and I hope that everyone I know knows and has experienced my love for them.

Sometimes, people just don’t care about life, love and their legacy.  It seems this woman was one of them.

Obit of a Mean Woman

 

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Move Over Phelps: The “Tiger Woods” Of Swimming Got Gold, Too!

It seems to be a statistical fact to someone.  I didn’t do the study, but this “study” claims that blacks and hispanics are more likely to drown than to learn to swim well enough to head for the Olympics.

With the hoopla over Michael Phelps, this young black swimmer, Cullen Jones, is passing on his love for swimming to inner city youths as well as bringing home a little bit of Olympic Gold of his own.  Keep hope and swimming alive!

But, my big story in all this is that of Cullen Jones, who as I write this, is the lone black figure on the medal podium, becoming just the second African-American ever to win a gold medal in swimming and the first to share/hold a world record. The first black swimmer to win the gold was Anthony Ervin, who tied for first in 2000 in the 50m freestyle. Interestingly, Ervin has a Jewish mother and Black and Native-American father and notably downplayed his race/ethnicity in interviews. Aside from the fact that, in his own words, he doesn’t really “look black” (very true),  Ervin said of himself, “I have always known that I am…part African-American and many other things. But I was naive, because I didn’t know that meant anything – or would have the ramifications it did at Trials.”

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USA Swimmer Cullen Jones, left, gives swim lessons to Tavion Traynham and five other 8-year-olds at the Butler-Gast YMCA in Omaha on Friday, March 14, 2008. Jones was giving a lesson as part of USA Swimming’s Make a Splash program.

 

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And Now For Something Stupid But Cute #1

Spaghetti Cat

A random clip from The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet features a random still of a cat eating spaghetti. The video keeps getting taken down, but here’s a still of the infamous cat eating spaghetti.

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America’s Next Top “Tranny” Model?

Looks like I would have been pushed over with a feather if I didn’t already know that one of America’s Top Model wannabees named IsIs, age 22, is a dude.

Yeppers, a “pretty” dude that I…I am simply speechless.

I am shocked!

Honestly, when the best looking model is a man by nature (plumbimg and all), the girls really need to step up their game!

The cast of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 11, which premieres Wednesday September 3 (OMG, it’s so close), has been revealed. It turns out that Tyra has removed the “woman born woman” clause from the qualifications, so this cycle has the first ever transgendered contestant. To me, this kind of feels a little unfair, because you know that girl is gonna out-walk every other bitch in the house. Also, there appears to be no plus-sized chick this cycle. Anyway, after the jump, let’s meet the ladies will be laughing at for the next few months.

IsIs is bottom row, 5th from the left…If you cant see the pic here’s a link.

The Most Famous “Chav” In The World: Sha Crawford

Her name is Sha Crawford.

I had no idea who she was and she messaged me, politely, and asked for a credit for her photo.

I was stunned and scratchin’ my head thinking….

What photo?  Specifically, what “chav” photo…?

Well, this is Sha’s photo.  Click the link here!  Rememer that pic on my blog a few months back?

It’s popping up all over the internet and I had no idea who she was.

So, Sha Crawford…You’re on the She So Ghetto blog.

I really want to interview ya, Sha.  Email me.  I was serious!

Who took the photo?  Was it a class project or something?  How long ago was it taken?

This photo has helped me explain that “Chav” kids in the U.K. and “Ghetto” kids here are similar.  Thanks to everyone involved with the photo.

Visit Sha’s website.   She’s got a web-cam type thing going on and she’s got some cool stuff, too. 

Tootles from across the pond,

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Seriously “Weird” Series: Wedding Reception Included Cops & Tasers

I am still trying to get a handle on this little caper.

Were these cops bored and Taser happy?

Were the bride and groom and their guests really out of control?

Basically, what the heck happened?

Can you put this puzzle of a 1000 pieces together.  Sometimes, I just report what I find.  I have to leave my opinions out of this one…

Taser Bride

The wedding was on a Michigan beach, the reception was in an art gallery — but a former Chicago couple’s wedding night was spent in separate jail cells after both bride and groom got shocked by a police Taser and arrested at their raucous reception.

Andy Somora and Anna Pastuszwska’s July 19 wedding reception in tiny Lakeside, Mich., is still the talk of the town after officers from 14 police departments swarmed the art gallery to quell a melee. The groom’s father, uncle, aunt and cousin — several of whom hail from Villa Park and La Grange Park — also got arrested.

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Seriously “Weird” Series: Let’s Bikini Wax Our 8-Yr-Olds

Hi all!

It’s been summer and I love heat, so I have been away from the blog and outside frolicing on a daily basis…but, I am back…at least as often as I can until it chills up.

So, there’s a wonderful new thing thats going around to sex-up our school age girls… to get them all ready to be the next Miley “Not-Photo-Shy” Cyrus and closely followed by the next Jamie Lynn Spears… 16 with “bun in oven” and all… 

It’s the latest craze among yuppie mums and their pre-pubesent daughters.  Bikini Wax!

What the heck does an 8-yr-old know about a bikini other than buying one at the mall?

Ever hear of crossing the line?  I think this crosses it.

I can see the conversation going like this:

Mum: Honey, you’re going to the Easter egg hunt , but not before you get your wax?

Girl: Wax? Mum, what’s a wax?

Mum: A bikini wax, darling.  You know… down on your….

I’m gonna stop there.  That’s way to much action for any 2nd or 3rd grader!

That’s Seriously’s “Wierd” Pic of the day!

Philadelphia aesthetician Melanie Engle, whose specialty is eyebrow shaping, is no stranger to odd requests. But nothing prepared her for being asked by one client to book a bikini wax appointment for her 8-year-old daughter.

“The first thing I had to do was try and stay calm, and not yell ‘What are you thinking?’ ” said Engle. “This wasn’t about the girl developing hair early — it was the mother’s obsession with wanting her daughter to be a supermodel.”

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Bernie Mac & Issac Hayes: We’ll Miss YOU!

We'll miss you, Bernie.

Bernie Mac blended style, authority and a touch of self-aware bluster to make audiences laugh as well as connect with him. For Mac, who died Saturday at age 50, it was a winning mix, delivering him from a poor childhood to stardom as a standup comedian, in films including the casino heist caper “Ocean’s Eleven” and his acclaimed sitcom “The Bernie Mac Show.”

Mac died Saturday morning of complications from pneumonia in a Chicago-area hospital, his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.

I personally just watched the move “Pride” and thought of Bernie Mac as this loveable teddy bear.  This diamond in the rough with a heart of gold who had so much left to offer.  This talent will certainly be missed and never duplicated!  Our prayers to his family and children.

 

Issac Hayes’ music will live on in imfamy.  So, “Shut yo mouth”…

Just talking about Issac….

Can You Dig It?

I really think the theme song to “Shaft” [by Issac Hayes] is one of the most recognizable pieces of music ever.  It’s probably one of the most spoofed pieces of music, too.

I didn’t watch much of “South Park” but it did introduce him to a whole new generation of fans as the voice of the character Jerome “Chef” McElroy.

Authorities in Memphis say Isaac Hayes apparently died of a stroke. The deep-voiced soul singer died Sunday after he was found unconscious at his Memphis residence.

File Photo: Issac Hayes

 

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Beyonce Photoshopped To Look “White” For L’Oreal Ad?

Ummm-Hummph!

We love the lip color… The hair color and now L’Oreal wants to “erase” the color right off singer Beyonce’s face.

In the ad for L’Oreal, Beyonce’s long flowing expensive wig hair is a rich coppery blonde while her skin has been washed from it’s yummy caramel tones to an unnatural mullato and cream.

This cannot be Beyonce’s true tones in the pic, it looks like the “white out” Steppford-like version.

But, the big wigs over at L’Oreal are denying the photo retouch.

NEW YORK — Cosmetics giant L’Oreal is denying it lightened Beyonce’s skin tone in an ad.

“We highly value our relationship with Ms. Knowles. It is categorically untrue that L’Oreal Paris altered Ms. Knowles’ features or skin tone in the campaign for Feria hair color,” the Paris-based company said in a statement sent to the Associated Press through the singer’s representative.

The ad is in the current edition of Elle magazine.

 

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